A NEW REAL NEWS KOMIX
A fictional satire on a parody within a parody.
SHOW HACK NO. 1
Calvin and Olive introduce the live program; Myron on Techporn, Skimpy with The Real News, and more!
SHOW HACK NO. 2
Love is in the airwaves for Valentine's Day for Calvin, Olive, Myron and Skimpy!
SHOW HACK NO. 3
Calvin is missing; Sharks with Skimpy; Myron with new smartphone and more!
SHOW HACK NO. 4
Love, guns and taxes . . . isn't America great?! Plus, an intern gets dumped on.
SHOW HACK NO. 5
May Day!! May Day!! Something is missing and strange on the show.
SHOW HACK NO. 6
Calvin and Olive are back; Myron reviews a new phone, and a web video!
SHOW HACK NO. 7
The fireworks fly as Calvin is on a rage! Ikandi has an important message.
SHOW HACK NO. 8
Back to School Reunion . . . sort of. Calvin starts the ball rolling down a weird college cliff.
SHOW HACK NO. 9
Beach, Blanket . . . Bazinga! The Show's first hackin' road trip!
SHOW HACK NO. 10
Boooooooo! A creepy show gets Calvin all hot for Halloween.
SHOW HACK NO. 11
Geek Girl is Back! A studio guest, a BIG REVEAL and more Real News!
SHOW HACK NO. 12
Holiday Cheer with two NEW features,; also Techporn and the Real News to end the first season.
SHOW HACK NO. 13
Behind the scenes special! The Show Hack! Holiday Party!! (Not Suitable for Boring Workplaces)
SHOW HACK NO. 14
Still hung over? You're not alone on this show, with more reviews from the New Guys.
SHOW HACK NO. 15
Two cool cats, some eye candy and watch your junk moments as Cal is in charge.
SHOW HACK NO. 16
A studio power shortage leads to Plan B improv with Cal and Wick.
SHOW HACK NO. 17
Meet the new Lizard Queen, do a victory dance and more with the Hack! gang!
SHOW HACK NO. 18
Spies, interactive fans, fashion and nerdy love - - - what more can you ask of a cable TV show?!
SHOW HACK NO. 19
Olive is not herself, Skimpy has some Real News, Wick gets Snarky and Cal has a ripping good time.
SHOW HACK NO. 20
Olive is in denial, Skimpy's summer shorts gets strange, and a triple play game console Battle Royale!
SHOW HACK NO. 21
It's beach, blanket . . . staycation?? Olive is not happy but Skimpy gets tight with new summer fashion.
SHOW HACK NO. 22
Still beached in studio?! Someone needs a paper bag, and is there a new bromance?
SHOW HACK NO. 23
Cal is Cammo; something is bugging Skimpy. Olive has a stroll in the park!
SHOW HACK NO. 24
Olive catches up with an old friend. Cal does his dream remote from a comic convention!
SHOW HACK NO. 25
Halloween takes a naked turn for Calvin and Myron.
SHOW HACK NO. 26
The whole gang is rolling through games, fashion, highlights and film reviews, except for one presenter.
SHOW HACK NO. 27
A remote instead of a clip show, with Olive, Cal, Skimpy and Myron!
SHOW HACK NO. 28
It's Wick's BIG Day - - - love hacks and techporn with too much Buzz.
SHOW HACK NO. 29
Olive has a cold, McLaren gets hot and heavy with Myron, and Skimpy has some green envious Real News.
SHOW HACK NO. 30
An Angel comes out from behind the camera, Skimpy has creepy news, Myron has Techporn and Crisp is back with reviews.
SHOW HACK NO. 31
Buzz is away and the kids will play - - - on a new set, a new guest and a remote Techporn.
SHOW HACK NO. 32
It's a hair raising show that Cal cannot control, more girl power and McLaren gets punchy on Techporn.
SHOW HACK NO. 33
Cal thinks he is in charge with his guest host, Wick has some rocky Real News, and Myron is on a gamey remote.
SHOW HACK NO. 34
Olive is really sweet with this Staycation episode! Really, no kidding!
SHOW HACK NO. 35
Olive has dance fever and Cal tries to squeeze out some breaking news.
SHOW HACK NO. 36
Big show changes leaves Skimpy sad. Cal has an interview with TV icon.
SHOW HACK NO. 37
The traditional Halloween Show! With Cal, Tesla, an action hero returns and Myron trying to do better than last year!
SHOW HACK NO. 38
Cal has a familiar co-host. Game and game console reviews from McLaren and Myron. Skimpy has some resolutions, too.
SHOW HACK NO. 39
A video web star is our guest co-host. Come for the conversation but stay for the pie!
SHOW HACK NO. 40
A Skimpy skit with a real actor. Crisp reviews some lovely films and audience Twerp comments.
SHOW HACK NO. 41
A wild show with McLaren guest showdown, Myron's eating habits, and Skimpy on the run!
SHOW HACK NO. 42
Another Comic convention remote that causes Cal to head slap himself and Skimpy rumbles!
SHOW HACK NO. 43
Old is new again; a sniper from London; Real News and a blast from The Past!
SHOW HACK NO. 44
Cal would call this show a Beaut! A new line-up begins.
SHOW HACK NO. 45
Alli starts her first show with an interview, and Myron is back with Techporn!
SHOW HACK NO. 46
Terror on the Temporary Set as Skimpy gets beached during a remote.
SHOW HACK NO. 47
A Cast Threesome on the Temporary Set!
SHOW HACK NO. 48
We don't Skimp on this show: there is some buzz, some harsh reviews, and a chat bomb for the cast.
SHOW HACK NO. 49
It is the Hell-O-Ween Special with Cal, Alli on location and Myron getting in a hairy situation.
SHOW HACK NO. 50
A Tri-Host Triple Play, and an emergency game of Thank Wish.
SHOW HACK NO. 51
Better Late than Never with new digital tools, a huffy Techporn and more.
SHOW HACK NO. 52
The new interview nook does not go well, cute actress lays down a big challenge to Cal.
SHOW HACK NO. 53
Joint studios; joint Real News and Techporn; and the return of the lovely Cha Li!
SHOW HACK NO. 54
Another foodie beauty guests and Crisp is back to discuss Hailyu culture.
SHOW HACK NO. 55
May Day! May Day! The hosts are gone so Wick, Skimpy and Myron are in charge!
SHOW HACK NO. 56
Alli and Cal are back to pick up the pieces and McLaren talks celebrity gaming.
SHOW HACK NO. 57
Cal's Pirate Queen is profiled while there is some HOT food action!
SHOW HACK NO. 58
Techporn goes wrong (objectively) and there is a Taco Terror in the countryside!
SHOW HACK NO. 59
Cal gets gamed in office politics while Myron is literally beaten by the gamer champion.
SHOW HACK NO. 60
An old friend (Alcohol) returns; Myron tries art; and the women gossip.
SHOW HACK NO. 61
Halloween returns with costumes and cruel comments.
SHOW HACK NO. 62
Game and movie recommendations from McLaren and the Collector, while Cal gets crisped while Skimpy gets boobed.
SHOW HACK NO. 63
Cha Li is hung over in Hong Kong, McLaren reviews another office battle royal, and Cal gets a real dose of virtual reality.
SHOW HACK NO. 64
Cha Li is after some Seoul food, Wick is back with Geeky Love Advice and Skimpy has some fan service.
SHOW HACK NO. 65
Skimp has some flashy show Real News, and Cha Li is in Korea with Cal's Korean crush.
SHOW HACK NO. 66
A false start, Cal taxing Myron and Skimpy's picture perfect Real News.
SHOW HACK NO. 67
A new format (?) with a guest co-host, a Game Attack and Cal looks to get some ink.
SHOW HACK NO. 68
Cal brings back some eye candy, Alli volleys in the interview nook and Cal gets some exciting news.
SHOW HACK NO. 69
Cal's mind is trippin' while Wick returns to huddle with staff as Myron thinks something weird is going on.
SHOW HACK NO. 70
The entire cast is upset and confused as the Winds of Change hit the show like a hurricane.
SHOW HACK NO. 71
Staff is in stress relief mode while Alli and Wick talk about the future.
CALVIN PAPRIKA, Host
Calvin is a tech nerd from high school AV. His goal in life is to be a professional video gamer and travel writer, with a harem of international hottie geek girlfriends. His quest is to find a hidden level in the game PONG. He debuted in Show Hack episode 1. Quote: Buying cool stuff is expensive.
OLIVE RUM, (Former) Co-Host
Olive is a model and aspiring actress. She denies being a tomboy as a child, but lists boxing homeless people as a hobby. Her goal in life is to be famous enough to step on other people who stand in her way. She debuted in Show Hack episode 1. Quote: If I want a Sugar Daddy, I would not go to an airport bar but to a candy store.
ALLI ALABAMIAMI, Co-Host
Alli is a journalism major who finds the call of broadcasting an alluring profession. This is her first cable television show after she did some freelance news work at her hometown station. She is athletic and once wrestled a bear at a charity auction. She had never seen Show Hack before she auditioned for the host role. She debuted in Show Hack episode 44. Quote: Nice people say you should treat people like you want to be treated. I want to be treated better than that - - - which is why I want to be in broadcasting.
MYRON IRE, Presenter
Myron is the TECHPORN guy. He is an obsessive gadget hound. He once worked at a failed national personal computer chain as his store's go-to tech person. He spends much of his time wandering America looking for sales at electronics stores. His New Year's resolution is never to have a New Year's resolution involving his weight, appearance or any other personal trait that fails him, economically of socially. He debuted in Show Hack episode 1. Quote: I wish science would speed up the research so I can get some cyborg parts installed in my body so I could look cool.
SKIMPY UNDERWARE, Presenter
Skimpy is a free spirit who presents The Real News on the program. She once moved to Iowa to try to learn how to surf Big Waves. She is a reader of the Eastern zen philosophy: Sushi a la Carte. She debuted in Show Hack episode 1. Quote: Don't quote me on this but, what is a quote?
WICK HARDCRISS, Nerd Skits/Writer
Wick is a writer-comedian. People around the office think he is creepy or weird. He debuted in Show Hack episode 2. Quote: If they won't laugh with you, make them laugh at you.
IKANDI QUARTERS, Intern/Weathergal
Ikandi is a recent college graduate who is an intern on the show. She debuted in Show Hack episode 4 in a field report that went doo-doo. She is shy and naive which are perfect qualifications for cable television. The producers thought she would be a nice counterbalance to strong-willed Olive. Quote: I get so many butterflies in my stomach each time I go on air, I should have become an insectologist.
BUZZ KILLZ, Director
Buzz is the studio director for the show. It is his job to make the show go smoothly. His first on air appearance was in Show Hack episode 10, but it is unknown if some off camera comments are attributed to him. Quote: A warehouse for a studio, bad lighting, no budget, cheap junkyard set . . . they never told me about these kind of days at that expensive film school.
CRISP GORN, The Collector
Crisp is a feature contributor for the show who specializes on collecting movies and television shows on digital media. He claims to have thousands of titles in his collection. His first appearance was in Show Hack episode 12. Quote: Collecting is an addiction that does not destroy your body, except for your mind and your bank account, and at times, personal relationships but without it where would our generation be? Rich, content and happy are NOT acceptable answers!
McLAREN NETT, Video Game Reviewer
McLaren was a competitive gamer who now freelances as a video game reviewer. Fiesty, opinionated and confident on her subject matter she can give the guys on the show grief. Her first appearance was in Show Hack episode 12. Quote: Life is a Game; I am a Gamer so that makes me a Lifer for Games. And I only play to win.
LACE HEAVMALL, Field Producer/Presenter
Lace is the show field producer, in charge of remote segments. But in Episode 30, she debuts in front of the camera to interview a Hollywood director on his film set. Fans immediately took to her, dubbing her Angel. Quote: I came to Hack! to learn television production, but since the show is so understaffed I have been thrown to the wolves - - - and I am a vegetarian tree hugger!
TESLA ROHBOT, Segment Producer
Tesla is a segment producer who helps plan in studio show blocks. She is supposed to keep the live broadcast on track but at times things get derailed like in Episode 32 when she debuted in front of the camera to support Olive. She has a firery quick wit and tom boy attitude so she can handle the boys on the set. Quote: My parents may disown me because I found my way into television. They find TV a dark hole abyss. After working here, I think I may be on that event horizon.
CHA LI, Chinese Actress/Foodie
Cha Li is an film actress who stumbled on the set for an uncomfortable interview in Episode 52. Afterward, the hosts challenged her to a noodle eating contest. As a result, this spunky diner started her own segment: EATING OUT CHA LI. Quote: I never thought eating food would have a mountain of returns. I was told indigestion and gas are the usual rewards for working in television."
RAVEN CLAW, Intern
Raven is the show's new intern. Her first appearance was in Episode 69. The half Native American half Scandinavian college student is majoring in Communications. Quote: Television was my babysitter when I was a young girl. Now, as a young woman I see Television as a potential long term boyfriend . . . if he is kind and rich to me."
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